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 % How to use Dispense.
 
-At the same time as you set up your account, you will also have your dispense account set up. Dispense is the program that allows users to store credit and purchase items from the coke/snack machines (which are almost always cheaper than what you would find elsewhere on campus).
+At the same time as you set up your account, you will also have your dispense account set up. Dispense is the program that allows users to store credit and purchase items from the coke/snack machines (which are almost always cheaper than what you would find elsewhere on campus). Coke members can help you add credit to your dispense account. Call out for one in the clubroom if need be, there's always one around.
 
 
-This will involve a 5 digit User ID and a 4 digit PIN. This allows you to physically log into the snack machine and dispense both drinks and snacks.
-Coke members can help you add credit to your dispense account. Call out for one in the clubroom if need be, there's always one around.
+The easiest way to dispense a drink is probably the web interface (Figure \ref{webdispense.png}). Simply enter your username and password and then select a drink. 
 
+Due to technical reasons, snacks cannot be dispensed using this interface. Getting a snack will involve typing a 5 digit User ID and a 4 digit PIN into the keypad. This allows you to dispense both drinks and snacks.
 
-You can also use your Student Card/SmartRider as a log in device on the snack machine. To do so, log in to the Snack Machine and hold whichever card you want to use up to the card scanner (it's the thing with the blinking green light) and the card should auto- enroll. To log in using the card, simply hold the enrolled card up to the card scanner.
+You can also use your Student Card or SmartRider as a log in device on the snack machine. To do so, log in to the Snack Machine and hold whichever card you want to use up to the card scanner (it's the thing with the blinking green light) and the card should auto- enroll. To log in using the card, simply hold the enrolled card up to the card scanner.
 
 
-You can also access Dispense online via shell login and using the \shell{dispense} command. Dispense isn't installed on clubroom machines so you will have to use \shell{ssh} to access one of UCC's servers. You can get someone to show you how to do this, or alternatively, go to: \url{http://wiki.ucc.asn.au/SSH}
+You can also access Dispense via shell login and using the \shell{dispense} command. Dispense isn't installed on clubroom machines so you will have to use \shell{ssh} to access one of UCC's servers.
 
+\begin{figure}[H]
+	\centering
+	\includegraphics[width=0.5\textwidth]{figures/webdispense.png}
+	\caption{The web dispense interface at \url{https://secure.ucc.asn.au/dispense}} 
+	\label{webdispense.png}
+\end{figure}
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+\chapter{UCC Events}
+(dates and times subject to change)
+
+% By [XON]
+
+\section{UCC Fresher Welcome}
+Friday, February 31st
+5:00 PM
+Cameron Hall Loft (above the UCC clubroom)
+
+The Fresher welcome exists to welcome you, a new UCC member, to the club. There will be a number of current members there to talk with and get to know, and all of your questions about the club and how to use it will be answered. As a bonus, all first time members get FREE pizza.
+
+\section{UCC Annual General Meeting}
+Tuesday, March 11th
+1.00 PM (common lunch hour of UWA)
+Guild Council Meeting Room
+
+The AGM is the meeting at which the new UCC committee is elected for 2014. The only way to be represented is to attend on the day. As a Fresher, you should attend to either run for or vote for the position of the Fresher Representative,who will be your liaison for the committee. If you don't know where the Guild Council Meeting Room is, arrive at the UCC clubroom a little early to join the mass exodus.
+
+\section{Easter LAN}
+Easter Weekend
+3:00 PM to the morning after
+
+UCC runs a number of LANs throughout the year, some with proper organisation, some without. The Easter LAN is the first big LAN of the academic year, taking place over the Easter weekend, the first weekend of mid-Semester one study break. We play a number of different games, and of course you can organise your own. LANs are free for all UCC members, but you can bring a friend for around \$5 (though of course you should encourage them to join). Bring your own PCs, or use one of the limited stock in the clubroom.
+
+\section{LANs}
+Throughout the Year
+From Dusk til Dawn
+
+The UCC hosts a number of more LANs throughout the year. As above, the Easter LAN is the first big one. Expect other LANs during the semester and breaks.
+
+\section{Cameron Hall Quiz Night}
+First Semester, probably in May
+Evening
+
+Bringing together the various clubs of Cameron Hall, the quiz night is the only proper time to use your smarts throughout your degree. Likely to take place in the UWA Tav, tables and tickets will be organised closer to the date.
+
+\section{UCC Camp}
+Winter Break
+
+The UCC goes camping! Without tents. Some time during the winter break, UCC will host a camp, probably at Camp Leschenaultia. This is a chance to get your computer out of the house for a few days, tinkering and playing games with a whole bunch of other members. Don't worry, you won't be without precious internet. For first timers to the camp, some old members may offer a "scholarship" to the camp if you can't afford it. Expect more details closer to the date.
+
+\subsection{FUCC Camp Scholarship}
+
+A message from James Cox and Lionel Price:
+
+For new members to UCC, Lionel and I would like to tell you about our
+full-ride scholarship program. We realise that Camp is fairly
+expensive, but as once-freshers made good we are financially able to
+provide unto others. Previous recipients of these scholarships have
+gone onto great things so we are proud to offer it once more in 2014.
+I would encourage everyone who is interested to take advantage of this
+offer - I had a great time my first UCC Camp which is part of the
+reason why I now offer this scholarship.
+
+Two first-time UCC Campers will have their entry fee paid for by us.
+As before, you will also obtain the privilege, if you should so wish,
+to add a pink F to your UCC tags, denoting sophistication, intellect,
+and exclusive membership of an elite group of teamkilling imbeciles.
+
+To be eligible for this award, you must be a UWA student, member of
+UCC, and to not have attended a previous UCC Camp. Applicants will
+also need to declare in writing that they will participate in at least
+one game of DotA0 during UCC Camp, and that when we play ET you will
+not be a noob in the back with a mortar accomplishing nothing all
+match.
+
+\section{UCC 40th Anniversary Dinner}
+Saturday, September 13th
+7.00 PM til late(r)
+South of Perth Yacht Club
+
+The big non-tech event of the year, the 40th Anniversary dinner is an opportunity for new members to meet the old blood of UCC, the ones that are still kicking on. Taking place in the lovely South of Perth Yacht Club, this fully catered dinner will be a good celebration of 40 years of computing. Expect entry prices to be around $60 to $80, which should cover dinner.
+
+\section{Cameron Hall Charity Vigil}
+Semester 2 - around mid-semester study break
+From Dusk til Dawn
+
+Once a year, all of the clubs in Cameron Hall get together and hold a night of fun and games to raise money for charity. While the details of the night are still to come, the UCC will probably host a LAN. There will be an entry fee for this event, but expect it to be fully worth it.
+
+\section{UCC Tech Talks}
+Throughout the Year
+At Various Times
+
+Tech talks are a chance to demonstrate your own tech-y knowledge, or learn from someone else. Taking place throughout the year, as interest demands, the talks will cover a variety of topics, previous ones including introductions to TOR, learning basics, and the magic of data compression. Early on in the semester, a number of tech talks will cover learning to use the various machines and servers of the club. 
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 \include{chapters/FindClubroom} % Chapter 1
 \include{chapters/SetupAccount}
 \include{chapters/Dispense101}
+\include{chapters/Events}
 \include{chapters/Groups}
 \include{chapters/Clubroom}
 \include{chapters/Communications}